HOW MANY OF THIS ENNEA-TYPE
DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A LIGHT BULB?
By Ronna Phifer-Ritchie & John Waters
Q: How many Ones does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Shouldn’t we be using longer-lasting bulbs?
A: As many as you need!
A: Just one. But someone has to be watching.
A: One to screw in the bulb, and one to observe how little light it casts on the dark sea of despair in which we live.
A: That remains to be seen. No one can answer that question with any reasonable expectation of accuracy without further investigation. And its possible that the question itself is flawed.
A: Three. One to screw it in, one to unscrew it, and one to screw it back in.
A: None! We brought fireworks!
A: None; Eights aren’t afraid of the dark.
A: Oh, the old one is fine.
“CLASSIC ROCK” -AGRAMS!
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Classic Rock Song Titles You Think Go With Each of the Nine Types
Here are some good ones to get you started….
I Cant Get No Satisfaction (The Rolling Stones)
I Still Havent Found What Im Looking For (U2)
I Want You To Want Me (Cheap Trick)
All You Need is Love (The Beatles)
Respect (Aretha Franklin)
Great Pretender (Platters)
Only the Lonely (Roy Orbison)
You Dont Know What Its Like (The Bee Gees)
People Are Strange (The Doors)
In My Room (Beach Boys)
Be True to Your School (Beach Boys)
Stand By Me (Ben E. King)
I Want to Rock-n-Roll All Night and Party Everyday (Kiss)
Fun, Fun, Fun (Beach Boys)
Saturday Nights All Right for Fighting (Elton John)
Under My Thumb (Rolling Stones)
Take it Easy (the Eagles)
Comfortably Numb (Pink Floyd)